FROM THE WIN!!!
That's right, nations of the world. We've used some of our riches to buy a shiny new fax machine and a satellite phone. We are totally going to spam you now.visitenlos en su ubersuperblogggg
So when your children sob, wondering why all these random pictures of Greek hostages keep showing up in your home office, you tell them it was us.
When your workplace grinds to a halt under the weight of our taunting cartoons of Harry Potter being eaten by a bear, know that it was us.
When your military crumbles as all communication lines are stuffed with our recipes for Injera, know that it was us.
And when you look for us, to retaliate, know that you will not find us, as we are everywhere and nowhere all at once, out on the high seas.
UPDATE: nos tuvimos que hacer piratas porque los biznes de transferencias millonarias ya no daban bola (pero lo hicieron un tiempo)
